Brain Mold
Web Price $7.95

This is a fun product with lots of uses...Sure,  you can cast a great-looking hemisphere with gelatin, as shown at left, and the complete instructions are provided with every mold.  The mold is about 2 times the volume of a real human brain.  This is great around Halloween or when someone you know gets a degree related to the brain sciences (or finishes a neuro rotation, passes the boards, comps, survives brain surgery, etc.).  We didn't use the mold for that purpose, however,  and customers continue to tell us great stories about these molds. 
It all started when we were looking for some brain bookends.  We decided to get these molds and cast some bookends ourselves with plaster...They worked great!  Then, customers started looking at these molds, and off they went to use them in a variety of ways for teaching.  Hey, we're into teaching resources at Brain-Mart, so read on. 
Here are some of the projects we've heard about...
 
• During Science Fair time, some of our customers have made inexpensive models of the brain with plaster or modeling clay.  This is a GREAT hands-on project in the classroom, also,  and nearly any age child can participate in the project.
• The cortical lobes can be illustrated by using different colored modeling clay.
• Functional areas of the brain can be illustrated by the same technique.

Any kind of "special" features can easily be added to the hemisphere, and it's only limited by you're imagination.  For instance; customers have placed string licorice in the interior surface of the mold before casting with gelatin.  In this manner, the surface vascular system can be visualized (especially in regions like the central/lateral sulcus--It really looks cool...).

Brainy Pencil Toppers
Web Price $4.95/10 pcs

Ok, let's talk about pencils for a minute. Good while they have erasers on one end; pretty much worthless when they don't.  You have a couple of options.  Either get the pyramidal-shaped replacements like all the geeks have, or use the stylish pencil topper shown at the left.  As you use the brainy topper/eraser it erodes without a lot of dust, and better yet, it begins to resemble the neocortical pathology indicative of Alzheimer's or Picks disease.  The toppers are sold in bags of 10 pieces in assorted colors.  Our lawyer has informed us that these toppers can be a choking hazard for young children, so, if you have an orally fixated kid (or if you're orally fixated yourself) you're on your own... 

Walking Brain Wind-Up
Web Price $3.95

The Walking Brain wind-up will keep you busy for hours...wind it up, put it on a solid surface, and it will walk away on its two black plastic feet.  The walker will catch the attention of young and old.  We've also heard that the walkers are great ice-breakers on blind dates.  Measures 2.5" x 2" x 2".

Totally Cheap Rubber Brain
Web Price $6.95

Here it is--by popular demand during the worst depression known to modern man...The totally cheap rubber brain.  Ok, first of all, let's get this straight--this is not a rubber brain that you use to teach.  What this is is a rubber brain you take with you when you do your weekly bubblebath on Saturday nights.  Second, this product should be viewed as a Kandelian replacement for your Devil Duck (for those of you almost entirely missing the Decade of the Brain).  We'll leave the other applications to your imagination.  So, we want to be perfectly clear on this--No emails from dim-rod customers who expect a brain of this price and quality to to be more than it is.  If you are down with the quality thing, back the stinking truck up on these babies.  They are a bit smaller than a real human brain, and a bit on the redish side (imagine a color-blind embalmer).

Totally Stupid Squeeze Brain
Web Price $3.95

As you might have surmised (unless you are a full-blown anterograde amnesic), the Totally Stupid Squeeze Brain belongs to our Stupid Series of novelty products imported from China for some unknown reason.  With an 8% GDP, we suspect that the Chinese assume that these stupid things will sell in America, the home of taxpayer bailouts of lying/cheating/stealing banks and bloated auto companies that expect to sell 14 million cars per year.  Imagine this--now, pay attention--you squeeze the bottom of the thing and a blob of sealed goo stuff pushes up from the bottom part to the top part.  That's pretty much the best description we can provide.  Maybe if your out of SSRIs, Ambien, or Lunesta (aka Stupid Benzos) this product will be useful, but again, we leave this up to your imagination.  There are various colors, so, you get what the shipping people pull out of the box.

Totally Gross Squishy Brain
Web Price $1.95

Our buyer is proud of this new find...The rest of us, however, are less than thrilled.  Actually, we're all planning ways to super glue several squishy brains to strategic parts of his body while he takes his afternoon nap.  These squishy brains are just that.  They are soft, squishy, sorta-slimy,  totally gross, silicone-rubber-like items that have no socially redeeming value(s).  Kids, however, absolutely love these things, and will instinctively come up with hundreds of creative things to do with them (you really don't want to know...).  So, be forewarned that a brain might show up in your oatmeal flakes.  Each brain is sold in a plastic wrapper (which makes our shipping people very happy), and  measures about 1 1/4" x 1 1/2" .  The ventral side of the brain has an impressive diencephalon and cerebellum. 

   Like the above pencil toppers, our lawyer has informed us that these squishy brains can be a choking hazard for young children.  So, if you're handing these brains out to strange kids (or adults) that are prone to swallowing disgusting slimy rubber things about the size of a Kiwi fruit, you're on your own...Call 1-800-GETMEDSFORTHATKID(ADULT)...

The Brain Cap
Web Price $9.95

The Brain Cap is a great alternative to those unsightly faded commercialized Nike/Adidas/Old Navy/etc. caps that just barely made it through the summer.  Colorful, anatomically correct,  brain image on the outside;  Flip up the brim and expose the words, "Think, think, think..."  The Cap is  made of 100% cotton material and has a top-notch interior sweat-band rim and liner.  Adjustable -- One size fits all.

Brain T-Shirt
Web Price $15.00

The Brain T-Shirt is made by 3B Scientific, the company that manufactures many of our lecture-grade brain models and sensory models. This highly-detailed silk-screened T-Shirt has a full-color image of the brain on the front.  Labeled structures are:  Optic chiasm, Trochlear N., Olfactory N., Oculomotor N., Midbrain, Pons, Trigeminal N., Facial N., Vestibulocochlear N., Abducens N. Superior cerebellar peduncle, Inferior cerebellar peduncle, Middle cerebellar peduncle, Glossopharyngeal N., Vagus, N., Hypoglossal N., Olive, Medulla, Accessory N., Corticospinal Tract.  The T-Shirt is a white Hanes "Beefy-T" 100% pre-shrunk cotton Polo neck style  (machine washable, warm, tumble dry).  Available in Large and X-Large only.

Front T-Shirt Image

Growing Brain
Web Price: $3.95
This is a fun product that allows anyone to "grow" a brain.  When you remove the brain from the package it measures about 1.5" square.  To "grow" the brain it is placed in room temperature water and allowed to expand.  Over the course of about 48-96 hours the brain takes the approximate shape and size of a brain*.  The hydrated brain can then be left in a jar, or allowed to dry again.  When it is allowed dry the brain shrinks to its original compressed size. 
    The "growing brain" is a great classroom project, because kids love to keep track of its growth.  It's even great out of the classroom...For instance; these expanded brains look fantastic on the kitchen window sill or in a mason jar on your desk.  You can label the jars Student that got caught cheating..., or something like The reason why my boyfriend is an idiot...

 

The package has a fact sheet with "Incredible Brain Facts" (did you know that different kinds of experiences change the brain physically?  -- Brain Fact #4).  In addition to the listing of facts, the package illustrates the location of the hindbrain, midbrain, and forebrain. 

 


* For best results the brain should be "grown" in room-temperature distilled water. Remember, this is a novelty product, so, your results may vary.